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21: Fox News Headline of the Day: "I Am a Princess of Sodom" (9 views)

by TodaysNewsArt
Lady with an Ermine, by Leonardo da VinciThe fair lady gazes at her pools of ocre eyes in the mirror nearby, "Oh where are my pretenders of the afternoon? Shall my tea take a chill while I await?"Ermine:..

Thu, 18 Jun 2009 | 366 Words | Get Html Code | Read More

22: CNN Headline of the Day: Chinese Mystic Sells Curses for Bad Bosses (11 views)

by TodaysNewsArt
Faune Blanc, by Pablo Picasso and The Advance of Socialism: A Crowd Tramples a Bourgeois, by Anton HansenChinese mystic: Hark! I smell pigs! Yes, pigs, indeed. Pigs and silk and leather and blood, oh..

Thu, 18 Jun 2009 | 364 Words | Get Html Code | Read More

23: CNN Headline of the Day: Share a Bonding Moment with Dad (5 views)

by TodaysNewsArt
The Arnolfi Portrait, by Jan van EyckEyck depicts how Father's Day is always a good day to let a man know he should begin preparing for Grandfather's Day (September 7th).Father: "The dog howls at your..

Thu, 18 Jun 2009 | 291 Words | Get Html Code | Read More

24: London - Death of the Morris Dance? (7 views)

by tugsearch
Britain's least enduring medieval meme, Morris-dancing, sits on the brink of extinction, warns Charlie Corcoran, bagman of the Morris Ring. He's not being alarmist enough though. The Morris tradition isn't..

Thu, 18 Jun 2009 | 360 Words | Get Html Code | Read More

25: Secure RFID Tag for Libraries (9 views)

by gaoinstruments
Toronto, Canada - GAO RFID Inc. (www.GAORFID.com) has released its specially designed UHF (Ultra High Frequency) library RFID tag for tracking and location of books or documents. This ruggedly designed,..

Wed, 17 Jun 2009 | 272 Words | Get Html Code | Read More

26: Obama To Close Atlantic And Pacific Oceans? (8 views)

by andls
In an effort to exert total control over all aspects of American life, high ranking far-left liberal members of the Obama administration and Congress are rumored to be holding secret talks among themselves..

Mon, 15 Jun 2009 | 256 Words | Get Html Code | Read More

27: Crack A Smile With The Right Joke (10 views)

by tonks21
There are numerous things in this world that can bring our mood down a touch. The individuals we go to work with can be great one day and then disheartening the next. School will seem too intensive that..

Sun, 14 Jun 2009 | 343 Words | Get Html Code | Read More

28: The Vice guide to the Bronx (12 views)

by tugsearch
As a former graf writer, he's an honorary member of the Bronx's legendary TATS Cru (it should be noted that his nickname and tag, Crack, was given to him not because of his drug-peddling habits but because..

Fri, 5 Jun 2009 | 1481 Words | Get Html Code | Read More

29: The Vice guide to getting beaten up (14 views)

by tugsearch
If the guy has a knife, use your elbows as side fists and smash his temples at 45 degrees until his pupils dilate. If he gets you into some kind of a headlock, then sit down on one knee so that he's forced..

Fri, 5 Jun 2009 | 1815 Words | Get Html Code | Read More

30: How (and When) Women Fart (61 views)

by stinkysteven
Just like our parents taught us, there's a time and a place for everything. And farting is no different. While guys can be forward and direct and just let ‘em rip and talk about them (instead of feelings)..

Mon, 18 May 2009 | 568 Words | Get Html Code | Read More

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